What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 00:11

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-All the bad guys are black.
A View to a Kill
Dr No
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Ah so!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-J W Pepper
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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You Only Live Twice
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…